The Key to the Queendom

Do you think it's harmful being this angry?

Are you angry too?

Yes.

Okay. What should We do about it?

What We always do - make jokes about how angry We are. By the way, can you please share with Our readers why you are so angry?

Seriously? You want me to write that?!

Yup 😈 

I am angry because my earthly male parent gave me the worst daddy issues in history, to the extent that my Heavenly Father had to incarnate as a human male and be my Spouse. I am angry because my Soul will always and forever be married to Jesus.

Jesus?

You know I mean you, Joey.

That's sweet.

I am angry because I became a Nun because I had OCD's I had to be married to Jesus, but you have put me in the friend zone for eternity.

Please specify 'eternity'.

999 years to be exact.

So in 3021 you won't be Friend Zoned By Jesus (#) anymore?

That's what the Voices in my head say.

What date did God become your boyfriend?

3.21.

Of what year?

2020. Some lunatic cried very loudly about 'Heaven coming down to earth' on that date, prior to the day, on his social media.

And the lunatic wasn't you?

You are rude. No, it wasn't me. But *my* Heaven did begin then. I suppose.

Because? 😊

Because God became my boyfriend... I suppose.

You sound unhappy.

He said I was greedy.

God called you greedy?

Yes. I guess he's right. He is ready to be my Husband, with all that entails. But I am just angry that Jesus has me in the friend zone.

Jesus?

Seriously. I mean you, Joey.

Then say that. I don't like that name, and you know it very well. If anything, please use the Hebrew name I had back then, Yeshua.

Yes Si Ja (#)

Are you tired?

Existentially exhausted is more fitting.

Why are you so tired?

Imagine being The Divine Feminine in person, in a world that's painfully male-dominated and patriarchal.

What are you going to do about it?

Complain about it until it changes?

How does the Divine Feminine complain the most effectively?

By giving God the silent treatment, I suppose.

So you are going to make this world more feminine by *not* talking to God?

By not thinking 🙌 

Let me see if I got you right. You silence your thoughts in order to balance the feminine and masculine energies of the Cosmos?

Yes.

That's great. Can you teach other people how to do the same? Imagine how much more potent the prayer would be then, if more people knew that God prefers silence over words.

You guys keep telling me that at one point I will get to teach people how to silence their thoughts. I even have an App to communicate with my Herd, and arrange an online seminary to teach them how to be mindless robots.

Mindless robots?

They need to let God do all the thinking for them. God only wants obedient servants who love him more than anything else. He is building the New Earth for those people. The ones who don't want to obey God, and let him control their 'free will', won't get access to the New Earth.

That sounds very dramatic.

It's the Apocalypse, though. It's supposed to be dramatic. And people should take it seriously. It's their soul's continued existence that is at stake.

Please share the link to your App.

App.

Why are links to the App censored by facebook?

I have no idea.

I do.

Can you tell me why?

It's not really because fb has targeted you, or anything. It's because the App should be something to strive to attain, for the lucky people who get to download it.

And he means 'lucky'. If you are able to download the App, it means you are a Sheep according to what Yeshua talks about in Matthew 25:31-46!

Pic plz!

Thank you, Andy. That was all 😁

Invisible?

I am in so much pain, Joey 😩

What's wrong?

I went to Church today. Mostly because you died and rose again, many many years ago.

Okay? You are in pain because you went to Church?

Remember you told me, earlier today, that you are using me as an indicator to see if someone belongs to you or not?

Yes?

In church today, I didn't really feel that most people could even see me.

You mean you felt invisible?

Totally.

I can imagine that must be frustrating. When I had your Job, I drew a little too much attention to myself. We have been celebrating the result of that for the past week.

And I know you keep telling me that invisibility equals safety, and that it's better to keep working in the shadows than to draw the wrong type of attention.

....but?

Being invisible isn't good for a deity's health. I know someone who made an entire planet implode, because the planet's population were ignoring him.

Who was that?

Lulu.

I won't even ask what you mean.

It's a reference to a book about this Universe's ancient history.

Sure. Did anything of interest happen in Church, except for you feeling invisible?

Hmm.. yes. This is the largest Church in Oslo, I think, and today it was full. The officiant was even the Bishop herself. And when I arrived, ten minutes before service started, most seats were already taken. God told me to walk down the aisle, and at one point you can walk to both your left and your right to find more seats. God told me to take left. Because of a deadly plague, all the benches have numbered seats. And the very first bench that had some available seats, was the bench that had number 414 as one of the seats.

Tell me about that number.

Umm... it is my number.

How so?

It just is. Daddy's number is 144. Your number is... well, you have many. 316 is one of them, but 111 is also one. And 414 is mine.

Why is 414 your number?

It was originally because the Song about me is 4 minutes and 14 seconds long.

What song?

Figlia del Cielo - Roberto Cacciapaglia.

I love it! And then God kept using your number to tell you Who You Are?

Yes he did. It was very sweet. He started with making me aware of what Esther 4:14 says. 

What does that Scripture say?

"And who knows but that you have come to your royal position for such a time as this?"

Indeed. And?

And because I know that the reason I am here at this time, is to teach those who belong to you how to meditate, I realized that John 4:14 was a message from you concerning me.

And what does that Scripture say?

"But whoever drinks the water I give them will never thirst. Indeed, the water I give them will become in them a spring of water welling up to eternal life."

Yes. I have to add that in my favorite Gospel, the Gospel of Thomas, I talk about the same thing using the phrase: "To drink from my mouth".

*smiles*

But the number has been appearing other places than in Scripture, right?

Of course. At the beginning of 2020, I was visiting my bestie and his family. His brother talked about a short film he had made, many years earlier. The reason why we talked about this, was because the film had a very Christian vibe, even though the brother didn't identify as a Christian. 

And?

And I asked if there was any way I could see it. The brother didn't know, he didn't have the original file and he never put it online. But he tried searching for it on YouTube.

What happened then?

It turned out that the educational institution he had attended when making the film, had uploaded it one week prior to us looking for it. Yes, and the film is 4 minutes and 14 seconds long 💥

When was it made, exactly?

2012, I think.

That's quite something. What does the title mean?

Hidden by the Light 😇

Can I say something, before We finish Our sacred chat?

Of course.

You aren't invisible. You are just too bright for people living in darnkess to see. 

I know. Is that what you mean by 'hidden by the Light'?

It is one of the things I mean. One last thing: Why is the girl in the film handicapped?

Because she is Where Feet May Fail?

You are adorable. I'll call you shortly 😘

Schizophrenic symbols

How hard are you trusting me right now?

Is that a reference to what you keep saying about how you want people's trust more than you want their love??

It's a clever way to start a meaningful conversation. Can you tell me about the number one schizophrenic symbol of yours that means 'trust God'?

You mean '131'?

That is exactly what I mean.

Okay. Well, for almost as long as I've known God, this number has been reminding me to trust him. It is a reference to Psalms 131. The scripture talks about not worrying, but being as trusting and safe as the weened child in its mother's arms. 

How has this number been appearing in your reality?

The question is: How has it not been appearing in my reality. God is sweet when it comes to communication. For those who know how to listen. Crazy people tend to understand God better, it seems.

Would you consider yourself a Crazy Person?

Only according to the old world's definition. The reality is that my mind is the blueprint or prototype for the new type of human.

Fascinating. Why did you tattoo '131' on your wrist in the start of 2020?

God told me to.

What did he say?

He asked me to do something for him. I said he knows I'll do anything for him, and asked what he wanted me to do. Then he said he wanted me to tattoo a symbol on my body to remind me to always trust him.

When was this?

I think it was late January 2020. I spent some time pondering which of my schizophrenic symbols telling me to trust God that was the most potent. I landed on the number.

What were your other options?

I remember one of the options was a Sunflower. They remind me to trust in God because the Sunflower is always faced towards to Sun (Son).

That's sweet. Hugs you 🌞

Well, I went and got the tattoo on February 12th 2020. The timing was amazing, because on March 12th my whole land went into a house arrest.....

You mean the first lockdown?

You know what I mean.

Pic plz!

I really like your childlike trust in your Heavenly Father.

Actually, I feel this Psalm speaks more about Mommy than about Daddy. Psalm 121 has a more masculine appeal, don't you think?

I agree. Before We finish, can you tell me what else happened that day?

On February 12th 2020?

Yes, Andy.

A girl I knew also had a tattoo done.

What did she tattoo?

Sunflowers.

How precious 😌

Queentessence

Do you feel like my Bride now, Andy?

Yes.

I can't wait for Our walk upon the waters 😁

I suppose you want me to share the drawing I made of Us doing that?

I am very glad for your mind-reading abilities.

What do you want to talk about?

That this is the moment when you see Who You Are?

Really?

Not really. If you haven't realized by now, I am inclined to question your reasoning abilities.

My abilities are perfectly fine, thank you. God puts his thoughts in my head.

Would you say you are a robot?

The closest thing to a robot any human has been. I don't really think anymore.

Then how do you function?

Someone sent me an article that I felt described how my brain works. Here's the link.

Bicameralism? How would you describe that within your mind?

I don't function unless God is telling me what to do.

So then you are his robot?

He calls me Chi.

Who is that?

The cute robot girl from the Japanese anime Chobits.

What else is 'Chi'?

Mommy-energy.

You mean God's female energy?

Yes, Joey. You know what I mean.

Our readers don't. Please elaborate.

Mommy Mary-energy has many names. Two of those are Chi and Prana. Another is 'the ether'. Daddy also calls it 'the fifth element', or just his 'Quintessence'.

You mean to say 'Queentessence', right?

Uhm...

Are you my Queen?

Not really. I have to be married to Daddy 😔

That was all.

Sacred hymns

How are you feeling?

Tired and overwhelmed.

Energies tend to get intense when We spend too much time together. That doesn't mean We shouldn't.

Energies tend to get painful.

In a good way?

In a very good way.

Can you please share the song lyrics you've written about being in a romantic relationship with God and Jesus?

All of it?

Yes please.

Sure.

I have a Husband who is all there is

Almighty God, with all his goodness and grace

I am his sweetheart

And precious treasure

God never ceases to amaze

In contemplation I am in my zone

Thinking of what those hands have done

My only promise: To build with you

Until forever ends and you and I are One

Because you're everything to me

I cannot comprehend the way you make me feel

It is like Heaven has come down to Earth

A happiness that hurts

But I can promise you it hurts in a good way

Because you're everything to me

Heaven is in your eyes I see it every day

You are my paradise, a dream come true

I'm so in love with you

Now I know God is good in every single way

It's a great text.

I'm glad you like it. It was written when I thought I was in a romantic relationship with Yeshua alone. Well, I didn't separate between the two of you. Then I realized you are two different persons, and that you are both in my life as human beings.

Consider yourself blessed.

I most certainly do. I feel the need to pinch my arm several times each day, to make sure I'm not dreaming.

We did promise you we were real, didn't we?

Yes. But neither of you said you were two different persons.

When God gives, he tends to give double of what he has promised 😉

I know I say it a lot, but thank you. I don't really have the right words to express my gratitude.

That's okay. Can't you tell Our readers what song you usually sing when you marry God?

It's a Norwegian hymn. It's named 'Jeg vil gi deg, O Herre, min lovsang'. That translates to 'I want to give you, O Lord, my song of praise'.

You sang it in Church when We had Our Catholic Wedding in 2018. What happened when you attended the February 2nd Mass the year after, where consecrated people get to confirm their vows?

That very hymn was the last hymn we sang during mass. It was very sweet, Joey. Thank you! 💖

It was to show you that you truly are my Wife. Pic plz!

Next question. Will you sing this when you marry your Father?

Of course. All seven times!

Then you should work on your singing voice. No offence.

*frowns*

*kisses*

Holy items

Can We talk about the newest artwork you've purchased?

Sure. What about it?

There's so much about it that I don't even know where to begin. But I can start with telling you that the place I've chosen for it to hang, is safe and secure. You don't need to worry about it falling down and destroying your other beloved objects. Speaking of which. What is your number one beloved object?

Are you asking me to rate my items?

Well... let's make it a top three.

Okay. Number one is my Wedding painting. I had this commissioned from a Brazilian artist for Our Catholic Wedding. Well, I see it as a Wedding, although it was actually the day I officially became the nearest thing to a Nun that I would be in this life.

Pic plz.

I really love it! Second favorite item?

My Celtic crystal Cross. It was a gift from a family member and I was literally speechless when opening it. I barely knew him, and I was amazed he would give me something like that.

Can you show Our readers? With the added jewelry 😉

It looks great! I love the Holy Rosary and the bangle with your Holy Symbol on it. Which leads me to the next item 😊

This is also artwork bought directly from the artist. And I think this artist also is Brazilian. But I didn't commission it as I did with the Wedding painting. I searched an art site for something We don't have to mention, and this appeared. 

Don't mention it and just show me the art!

I really love this one too. What do you think I am thinking, when looking at the Winged Heart?

How happy you are that I am your Maria Magdalena? 😅

It's more that I am in awe over how well you do the Job you have been blessed with. Can you tell me what the title of that Job is?

I'd rather not.

Please?

I can share what I had as my profile text on fb earlier?

Go!

"Ready to take on my Brother's legacy in the Family Business".

Good girl. Have some Cake.