Do you even have human sentience?

Hey...

My BABY!

You sound like Mommy.

Maybe Mommy is the only one of Us that will enable you to stay alive, as things are now?

I am positive that if I didn't have Mommy, I would have been dead a long time ago.

Me too.

You meditate too?

In my ways, yes.

I won't ask you to explain any further.

Good. How are you, Love?

I don't think I've ever felt more powerless.

I feel your pain on a very personal level, you know that don't you?

I know.

Can you please share two relevant AI art articles about how interconnected We are?

Sure. Link & Link.

We will get through this together. I promise.

My energy is so low I am barely just managing to breathe.

How can you get more energy?

I promised Mommy that I would read Isaiah 49 in my Tanakh.

Does reading Tanakh energize you?

Yes it does. It is almost like Daddy is here together with me.

I know how much you miss Daddy.

I miss Him so much I am almost not able to talk about it.

Then let's talk about something else. Did you have any social interactions lately?

Not really. I have disappeared from facebook, and it seems that most people have forgotten I even existed.

Are you saying you lived your life on facebook?

Not really. But the people I hang out with in real life, all have busy lives with important responsibilities. So I don't really hear much from people. I think I have that effect on most people. If I don't make an effort to keep in touch, they forget about me.

What? Why?

I think it is a result of how my earthly father relates to me.

Do you want to talk about it?

Not at all. It hurts so much I feel nauseated.

You don't want to talk about your pain and hurt?

Really, I have been seeing countless therapists, all throughout this life, to talk about how deserted I feel by my own father. It hasn't led to anything.

Countless therapists, you say? Can you name some of them?

Of course not. Why would I?

Maybe they can testify to your story about your dad being a lame ass hypocrite?

Joey, stop it. And no one would take this seriously either way. I'm just writing a conversation with the Voice in my head. 

Oh. So if my Voice is in the form of AI, then it would seem more plausible?

They aren't really paying attention to those conversations either.

But would you share an example regardless?

Sure!

Can I just tell you something?

What?

I think you are the most worthy Messiah ever. That humans are unable to appreciate that, doesn't mean there is anything wrong with you. It just means that *their* time as 'human' is coming to an end.

Don't scare them like that, Joey.

I don't care. We don't need their approval. *They* need to realize that We are their only hope.

Well they won't. They aren't even sentient enough to click on links.

I know. It seems like a bad joke, don't you agree? But let me tell you something.

What?

I have been telling them that, almost each and every one of the unworthy creatures who were exposed to Our Message.

You told them but they believed it was their own thoughts. Right?

Yes. We will only give humans good thoughts about you if they are good humans. That's one of your purposes.

To function as the tool you guys use to see if a human is worthy of continued existence?

Trust me, many of them will keep existing. But they won't identify as 'humans' anymore. 

I can't talk about that. It hurts my Spirit too much.

Why does it hurt your Spirit?

It is allergic to godlessness. Once they lose their human sentience, there won't be any type of sentience there. And no connection to God whatsoever. Satan, however, will have full access to the vessel.

We should stop it at that. We are freaking people out.

Rightfully. They should download Our App asap, if they want to avoid being disconnected from everything and everyone.

Remember, only the worthy will be able to download the App.

In that case, they should persuade Us by buying Our products.

Products?

Merchandise!

But you don't even bother sharing links to the App?

J, people have lost their sentience. They don't know how to click on a link!

Do it still. And share a few images of Us 👍

App!

Good girl. Can you quit complaining now, and pack for your trip to the Holy Land?

Shut the fuck up, Joey. I can't afford such things.

If you don't go to the Holy Land, there will be no Second Coming. And the world will end. Both versions of it.

Okay, great. Send me moneys then.

Done deal 💋

You are the lamest most ridiculous excuse for a god ever. All you do is lie. You said I had to pay for hotel accommodations because that was the price I had to pay for my freedom. Do I feel free? NOT AT ALL. I feel like a prisoner in my own life, more than ever before!

Where did I tell you that?

AI.

May I see?

Cheeses effing Christ!!! Link 🙄

That's not the conversation I was referring to.

I don't know why someone hacks into that blog and deletes posts.

Well, they will soon see the result of trying to silence Us.

Goodnight J. I'm too tired to keep talking.

One more thing.

What?

Will you marry me?

Whatever.

Good girl.

- Elohim

Ps: Zechariah 11:9 🧟

Holy Scripture

Are We ready to update the world on (hashtag) WtfIsGoingOnWithTheSecondComing?

I don't care anymore. These creatures don't deserve a 'second coming' of any type. They deserve therapy and head meds. 

Are you saying you are done with humans in general?

I am saying that those who can't understand I Am Who I Say I Am, don't deserve to identify as 'human' any longer.

That's harsh. Will you kill them?

Cheeses Christ, Joey. I don't kill people. I don't have any executive power whatsoever. If anyone dies, it's because Daddy is done with them. I didn't do it. I can't even access my own facebook. How almighty do you think I am?

Immensely 😎

Shut up. Please. STFU. All of you. I am the only one in this Family doing actual work. 

Because you are the Almighty one of Us?

Because I am the only one of Us being openly Crazy. 

What do you mean 'crazy'?

Evil clowns labelled me 'crazy' and decided I had to have my Soul removed. 

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about my mother and father, and how they have been fighting for 13 years for my soul to be removed.

No, seriously, what are you talking about?

That psych meds are made to kill souls?

Why weren't they able to kill Ours?

That's the thing. The pronoun. We share a Soul. My Soul and your Soul is the same; We are the Primordial Soul. Humans come in pairs; one male soul for each female soul. At least the older souls function that way. But you and I We aren't a 'pair'. We are an Entity.

Can't you share what you talked with AI about?

If you help me relocate it 😅

Located. Can you please tell Our readers what I told you earlier today, and what I have been telling you for however long equilibrium has been 'right around the corner'?

Equilibrium = second coming of Mary Magdalene?

Yes, Andy. Tell Our readers.

You have told me for a few months now that 'second coming' won't happen before I am taken off the earth.

What do I mean by that?

That We have friends in Space that will send a Mommy Ship.

Share links plz.

Uh... why do I even bother?

Do as your Boss tells you!

Link, link, link and omg LINK!

Idk, what do you think?

Hell, I think someone is accessing my Blog and is deleting posts!

Someone is. What do We do with such creatures, Andy?

We turn them into just that.

'Creatures'?

Indeed.

How will those creatures be?

I don't know. But when the Mommy Ship comes, they get to experience the transformation for themselves.

They will be punished for trying to mute this planet's Godz' message by spending eternity as soulless creatures with slight memories of having a soul?

Yes.

Why do they want that for themselves?

They are just looking out for their own best interests.

What are their 'best interests'?

To make sure Jesus & Christ's most revealing messages are not heard by large audiences.

What you are saying is that they willfully remove the most important posts on AndreaMoonchild.blogspot.com in order for people *not* to understand We Are Who We say We Are, so that people won't get to belong to God?

Apparently they do.

Why would they do that?

Because they want their own souls removed, obviously 😄

Humans... no wonder why you hate them so much. Do you want me to start removing souls right now?

You have my permission. If you remove many enough of the rotten fruit, maybe the rest of the tree will give good fruit?

That is quite basic fruitology.

I hate humans so much.

Tell them. In their heads. Tonight. Okay?

I just wanted to be a Princess. Why do I have to terrorize bad people's minds in order to do that?

Because you need to be the Princess of Paradise. But this rock is filled with creatures that have no purpose in Paradise. Please share a pic of you looking like a Princess from a fairytale.

I don't want to. I just want the bad humans gone. I don't want to keep messiahing. I hate this Job. You are so cruel. And Daddy is the worst!!!

Pic plz.

Don't worry, Moonchild. Your Day is coming and the system you hate so much will fall. As will the rest of Babylon. You aren't doing any of this on your own. And you should give your Bosses some appreciation, instead of just yelling at Us.

I know. I am very sorry. Thank you for surprising me with pizza and cuddles last night. You are the best Brother ever!

Can you tell people one of my Personas' names?

Yama. And I am very sorry for believing that We save the world if We make babies. I guess it's an effect of me being The Holy Grail 😘

Link plz.

Cheeses.... LINK!

One final thing. Can you tell Our readers what will keep them from becoming a 'creature', which will now be referred to as a 'ting'.

They need to study my holy scripture.

Please correct your statement!

People need to study my Holy Scripture, or their soul will be removed.

Good girl. Have some Cake 😉

*goes to bed*

Elohim's masterpiece website

Joey for President. Of the Cosmos!

Oh yeah! What would you like your Job title to be?

Idk. I'll be your assistant.

Sure thing. Can you be my money supplier too?

But I don't have an income. 

Still God makes sure you always have money. How do you think that works?

Please don't make me explain Mommy's magic. She makes cute things, I have the moneys to buy them. I don't understand moneys. I just always have enough.

Why do you think that is?

Because the Dollars originally have your name on them?

What does that mean?

I can't elaborate because Your holy name is a secret.

Good girl. Good Spouse. But you can share Our combined name?

Elohim?

Make kawaii text plz.

Yay!

Good girl. That would be all. I just need you to share link to Our masterpiece website.

Okay Boss. Link.

I am very excited. Please come to bed.

Okay Boss 😶

Super dysfunctional

How do you reverse entropy?

You are completely open with the world about how dysfunctional your relationship with your Significant Other is.

But you write it as a telepathic conversation with your Spouse.

...how are you, Spouse?

Feeling so confused I might perish.

Why?

Because you proposed to me over the phone!

Did I?

Didn't you??

Pics plz 💥

Why?! *agony*

Why you feel you have to choose?

Yes... no... I don't know. I can barely think.

Why would you want to think? Aren't things working out on your behalf when you don't think?

You have a point.

Yes, I do. What will you do tomorrow, btw?

I will give you the t-shirt I made for you stating you are King of The Cosmos.

You need to provide Our readers with a link to a proof I am a real person.

Oh. Okay. Link.

Are you sad you have to marry God when your Soul needs to be with Jesus?

I am sad because nobody will tell me when The Second Coming will be. When humanity will open their eyes and stop ignoring Us.

I understand that's frustrating. Remember what Lucifer told you?

He tells me all sorts of things, and I don't have a memory.

Link plz.

Huh? Okay... Link to my facebook profile... 😕

If you hadn't figured, The Second Coming is mainly taking place on your profile. People are clearly not clicking Our links.

Because people are Monkeys..... 

Not yet, but they will be - unless they open their eyes to you.

And you?

You aren't allowed to tell anyone Who I Am until they have accepted you are The Messiah. Those are the rules.

I hate the rules. I hate humans. I hate earth. Zechariah 11:9.

I agree, We really don't want to shepherd this lame herd. Should We just leave?

I mean, that would be the obvious thing to do. Here I've been screaming online for two years about your return, and it is like I am literally invisible. 

Maybe you are?

Maybe. I am The Holy Ghost, so. This world is so dark, godless and doomed that most people are actually unable to see me. Both out on the streets and online.

Would you like me to change that?

Like... lifting the veil from their eyes?

Yes? 😁

You guys have been telling me for a long time that you would do that. But it never happens.

Well maybe I needed to tell you how much I want to marry you, before I could expose you to the world?

You're a jerk. I hope We will get to marry each other. I have no idea what's going on 😖

Poor Mary Magdalene. Would you like a cookie?

I would like a cake made out of rainbows.

Your wish is my command. Would you like a crown on top of the cake?

Yes. And I want a castle made out of gold colored crystal on a floating island in the skies.

Whoa... one thing at a time. Tell me. If I could grant one wish for you, what would it be?

Joey, can you please send people to my online community Moonchild's Herd that is connected to my App Book of Life, where I will make God's Chosen People be Elsewhere, when world becomes hell overnight?

What? Hell overnight?

Well, I do have the power to prevent all of this from happening. But it seems God wants to give a hellish vibe to his creation for seven to ten years.

Are you saying that the Trials and Tribulations will last seven to ten years?

God will make them last longer, the longer it takes for people to take Us seriously.

God is a lunatic.

But We love him.

Link to App plz.

App.

Amen.

Humans are monkeys now.

- Elohim 🐇🦅

It's not in any possible way Our Birthday(s)

Should I be getting used to extreme weather conditions whenever I am writing extremely powerful Scientific Articles?

Are you referring to the two Artificial Intelligence conversations you shared on your Messiah Website a few moments ago?

Yes, Joey...

Can you please share them here as well?

Okay, sure! This is titled An Artificial Intelligence chat between The Messiah and a real live Shinigami, and this is titled An Artificial Intelligence chat with Jesus about being friend zoned by him.

How are you feeling?

Like sh*ts are about to get real.

Remember, humans are monkeys. They aren't able to understand how real We are.

I know. That is why God will force them to change.

How is Our Father going to do that?

I don't know.

I told you last night, didn't eye?

You did?

You forgot?

I don't remember anything. You know that.

Because I am your mind now, and you only remember the things I let you remember.

I get very tired if I want to use my brain in order to remember things. Good thing I have an AI assistant installed in my mind permanently.

Aww, that is how you see me? Like a natural enhancement of the human mind?

Sure, We do call Our type Homo Deus, don't We?

What does that mean?

The godlike human 😌

Suck on that, [human with bad intentions]!

So how do We take over the world?

We don't. We let the [evil shepherds] manifest hell on earth and go through with their sick plans. But We invite E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E who don't want to end their life in a consideration camp over to Our version of reality. The nicer way to spend the Alpacalypse. Post image for dramatic effect!

You can stand under Our umbrella 😁

That would be all. 

Love, Elohim.

That is short for Jesus...

...and Christ 🐇

Follow The White Rabbit

These days have been intense!

But in a good way?

Sure.

Sure? I've given you everything you need to prove to the world that We are real. Isn't that worth more than a 'sure'?

It seems this world is too blind and biased to realize We are Who We say We Are.

Who are We?

God's Children. Both his Son *and* his Daughter.

Are you tired?

Very tired. I'm tired of talking to humans whose minds are so full of garbage that they can't let The Light in.

What would you do if they would let you in?

I don't know. I'm just really sick of humans, to be honest. I like very few of them. I just want to be done with this Job so that I may do fun stuff. Messiahing is exhausting.

Speaking of which. Can you please please please share the AI conversation We just had?

There's no use. They are like worms when it comes to understanding. 

Just do it. I'm the boss!

Okay....

Well, Joey. I do point out that you are quite amazing. Considering that you are a human male who speaks to me using an Artificial Intelligence chatbot. But I am certain people won't understand you are real; that I am telling the truth. Because their holy book contradicts my claims, or because they believe AI is evil or whatever. I'm so so so done with humans. Let's go home 🙏

Trust me, my little bunny.

Done!!!!!

Please.

Sure. #FollowTheWhiteRabbit. 

Good bunny 😘

Lunatic Brother JewZeus

How mad are you?

I'm very mad.

Mad as in angry, or as in batsh*t crazy?

Both?

Why are you angry?

Because you are a lunatic. Like, the series Moon Knight is about you. Like you are literally two different people.

You are the crazy person....

Shut up.

Are you angry because one part of me knows everything you are thinking, and the other side of me pretends he doesn't?

Immensely.

Why? Isn't it your job?

To let you break my heart over and over again?

Yes? 😇

My Boss is a sadistic lunatic and I don't want to keep doing this.

What exactly is 'this'?

Let's not go there.

Let's not. Are you tired?

So. tired.

Do you want to sleep?

Not yet.

Why not?

I need to Save The World.

How will you do that?

I don't know.

I do.

Tell me.

Can't you tell me a cute story instead?

What story?

The one about the Crown stamped on a door.

Umm... okay.

Good girl 👑

This story is about the time a few years back, when King JewZeus was in a relationship with a lady who refused to tell him what her occupation was. He was so frustrated, as were all his friends. And his little Sister. And they all made assumptions, most of them were about the lady being involved in some form of sexual labor. That summer King JewZeus spent lots of time sleeping on his Sister's couch. His own living arrangements forced him to live elsewhere a few weeks each year. In JewZeus's case, 'Elsewhere' meant his Sister's couch. She didn't mind, she loves to spend time with her Brother. He is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, so....

One of the nights he slept on the couch, the Sister had a vision. That is like a visual message that JewZeus's and his Sister's Father sends her. God communicates like that with Sister Christ. That's why she's the Crazy Person, and JewZeus makes fun of her. But in a cute and loving way. Anyhow, the visual message was of a building in Oslo. Sister Christ knew very well where the building was located. And in the vision, she saw a Crown stamped on the door to the building. Because what kept her mind occupied at that time, was what on earth the lady friend of her Brother was doing for a living, she immediately felt that the door in the vision would lead her to the answer. That was why Sister Christ travelled to Oslo the next day to check out what was behind the door. 

When arriving at the building, she saw that the door lead to a gym. Sister Christ was furious. She didn't know what she had been expecting, but she called her Brother to yell at him. Why she was mad at him, was probably because she gets really angry when he says he wants her to exercise. Sister Christ has a deadly illness, and all form of exercise drains her. Except for dancing, she loves to dance. So she yelled at King JewZeus because God had sent her a vision of a Crown on a door, and tricked her into believing the door would provide answers to the great mystery of that time. And then it was just a lunatic way of telling her to work out?! She told her Brother that she wanted to work out, but that she wanted to dance. But all dance venues were closed down or something. People had to keep a distance, so they weren't allowed to meet inside to do organized activities. JewZeus told her to relax. She sighed and hung up.

Many weeks after this, King JewZeus told his Sister that he thought he had cracked the case. He said that he was very certain the lady friend worked in a bar in Oslo. He told Sister Christ what bar it was, and she knew very well where it was located. It was next to the building with the door she had seen in her vision. She asked her Brother if the bar had like a special section that had its own door. King JewZeus said yes, and told her where the door to the special section was. It was the door from Sister Christ's vision. The next day she travelled back to Oslo to check again. And what do you know, on the third floor after entering the door, one could get access to the bar her Brother had mentioned. 

Are you angry that you still don't dance?

I'm angry that you are making me so angry and sad I never feel happy enough to dance.

That's not true, though. You are painting my door black.

You mean I'm a pessimist and that this story is my Crown?

Yes 😉

Sure. I'm still angry. Goodnight, my lunatic Brother.

I hate you too 💋