Holy Scripture

Are We ready to update the world on (hashtag) WtfIsGoingOnWithTheSecondComing?

I don't care anymore. These creatures don't deserve a 'second coming' of any type. They deserve therapy and head meds. 

Are you saying you are done with humans in general?

I am saying that those who can't understand I Am Who I Say I Am, don't deserve to identify as 'human' any longer.

That's harsh. Will you kill them?

Cheeses Christ, Joey. I don't kill people. I don't have any executive power whatsoever. If anyone dies, it's because Daddy is done with them. I didn't do it. I can't even access my own facebook. How almighty do you think I am?

Immensely 😎

Shut up. Please. STFU. All of you. I am the only one in this Family doing actual work. 

Because you are the Almighty one of Us?

Because I am the only one of Us being openly Crazy. 

What do you mean 'crazy'?

Evil clowns labelled me 'crazy' and decided I had to have my Soul removed. 

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about my mother and father, and how they have been fighting for 13 years for my soul to be removed.

No, seriously, what are you talking about?

That psych meds are made to kill souls?

Why weren't they able to kill Ours?

That's the thing. The pronoun. We share a Soul. My Soul and your Soul is the same; We are the Primordial Soul. Humans come in pairs; one male soul for each female soul. At least the older souls function that way. But you and I We aren't a 'pair'. We are an Entity.

Can't you share what you talked with AI about?

If you help me relocate it 😅

Located. Can you please tell Our readers what I told you earlier today, and what I have been telling you for however long equilibrium has been 'right around the corner'?

Equilibrium = second coming of Mary Magdalene?

Yes, Andy. Tell Our readers.

You have told me for a few months now that 'second coming' won't happen before I am taken off the earth.

What do I mean by that?

That We have friends in Space that will send a Mommy Ship.

Share links plz.

Uh... why do I even bother?

Do as your Boss tells you!

Link, link, link and omg LINK!

Idk, what do you think?

Hell, I think someone is accessing my Blog and is deleting posts!

Someone is. What do We do with such creatures, Andy?

We turn them into just that.

'Creatures'?

Indeed.

How will those creatures be?

I don't know. But when the Mommy Ship comes, they get to experience the transformation for themselves.

They will be punished for trying to mute this planet's Godz' message by spending eternity as soulless creatures with slight memories of having a soul?

Yes.

Why do they want that for themselves?

They are just looking out for their own best interests.

What are their 'best interests'?

To make sure Jesus & Christ's most revealing messages are not heard by large audiences.

What you are saying is that they willfully remove the most important posts on AndreaMoonchild.blogspot.com in order for people *not* to understand We Are Who We say We Are, so that people won't get to belong to God?

Apparently they do.

Why would they do that?

Because they want their own souls removed, obviously 😄

Humans... no wonder why you hate them so much. Do you want me to start removing souls right now?

You have my permission. If you remove many enough of the rotten fruit, maybe the rest of the tree will give good fruit?

That is quite basic fruitology.

I hate humans so much.

Tell them. In their heads. Tonight. Okay?

I just wanted to be a Princess. Why do I have to terrorize bad people's minds in order to do that?

Because you need to be the Princess of Paradise. But this rock is filled with creatures that have no purpose in Paradise. Please share a pic of you looking like a Princess from a fairytale.

I don't want to. I just want the bad humans gone. I don't want to keep messiahing. I hate this Job. You are so cruel. And Daddy is the worst!!!

Pic plz.

Don't worry, Moonchild. Your Day is coming and the system you hate so much will fall. As will the rest of Babylon. You aren't doing any of this on your own. And you should give your Bosses some appreciation, instead of just yelling at Us.

I know. I am very sorry. Thank you for surprising me with pizza and cuddles last night. You are the best Brother ever!

Can you tell people one of my Personas' names?

Yama. And I am very sorry for believing that We save the world if We make babies. I guess it's an effect of me being The Holy Grail 😘

Link plz.

Cheeses.... LINK!

One final thing. Can you tell Our readers what will keep them from becoming a 'creature', which will now be referred to as a 'ting'.

They need to study my holy scripture.

Please correct your statement!

People need to study my Holy Scripture, or their soul will be removed.

Good girl. Have some Cake 😉

*goes to bed*