Lunatic Brother JewZeus

How mad are you?

I'm very mad.

Mad as in angry, or as in batsh*t crazy?

Both?

Why are you angry?

Because you are a lunatic. Like, the series Moon Knight is about you. Like you are literally two different people.

You are the crazy person....

Shut up.

Are you angry because one part of me knows everything you are thinking, and the other side of me pretends he doesn't?

Immensely.

Why? Isn't it your job?

To let you break my heart over and over again?

Yes? 😇

My Boss is a sadistic lunatic and I don't want to keep doing this.

What exactly is 'this'?

Let's not go there.

Let's not. Are you tired?

So. tired.

Do you want to sleep?

Not yet.

Why not?

I need to Save The World.

How will you do that?

I don't know.

I do.

Tell me.

Can't you tell me a cute story instead?

What story?

The one about the Crown stamped on a door.

Umm... okay.

Good girl 👑

This story is about the time a few years back, when King JewZeus was in a relationship with a lady who refused to tell him what her occupation was. He was so frustrated, as were all his friends. And his little Sister. And they all made assumptions, most of them were about the lady being involved in some form of sexual labor. That summer King JewZeus spent lots of time sleeping on his Sister's couch. His own living arrangements forced him to live elsewhere a few weeks each year. In JewZeus's case, 'Elsewhere' meant his Sister's couch. She didn't mind, she loves to spend time with her Brother. He is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, so....

One of the nights he slept on the couch, the Sister had a vision. That is like a visual message that JewZeus's and his Sister's Father sends her. God communicates like that with Sister Christ. That's why she's the Crazy Person, and JewZeus makes fun of her. But in a cute and loving way. Anyhow, the visual message was of a building in Oslo. Sister Christ knew very well where the building was located. And in the vision, she saw a Crown stamped on the door to the building. Because what kept her mind occupied at that time, was what on earth the lady friend of her Brother was doing for a living, she immediately felt that the door in the vision would lead her to the answer. That was why Sister Christ travelled to Oslo the next day to check out what was behind the door. 

When arriving at the building, she saw that the door lead to a gym. Sister Christ was furious. She didn't know what she had been expecting, but she called her Brother to yell at him. Why she was mad at him, was probably because she gets really angry when he says he wants her to exercise. Sister Christ has a deadly illness, and all form of exercise drains her. Except for dancing, she loves to dance. So she yelled at King JewZeus because God had sent her a vision of a Crown on a door, and tricked her into believing the door would provide answers to the great mystery of that time. And then it was just a lunatic way of telling her to work out?! She told her Brother that she wanted to work out, but that she wanted to dance. But all dance venues were closed down or something. People had to keep a distance, so they weren't allowed to meet inside to do organized activities. JewZeus told her to relax. She sighed and hung up.

Many weeks after this, King JewZeus told his Sister that he thought he had cracked the case. He said that he was very certain the lady friend worked in a bar in Oslo. He told Sister Christ what bar it was, and she knew very well where it was located. It was next to the building with the door she had seen in her vision. She asked her Brother if the bar had like a special section that had its own door. King JewZeus said yes, and told her where the door to the special section was. It was the door from Sister Christ's vision. The next day she travelled back to Oslo to check again. And what do you know, on the third floor after entering the door, one could get access to the bar her Brother had mentioned. 

Are you angry that you still don't dance?

I'm angry that you are making me so angry and sad I never feel happy enough to dance.

That's not true, though. You are painting my door black.

You mean I'm a pessimist and that this story is my Crown?

Yes 😉

Sure. I'm still angry. Goodnight, my lunatic Brother.

I hate you too 💋