Ape-ocalypse

Why are you so sweet?

Because that is Who We Are.

You mean the Holy Family is cute in their essence?

You know what I mean because you are part of the Family. That is the whole point of us equipping you with the peculiar way of expressing yourself. Only the people who are destined to be a part of Our Family will understand the meaning behind your words.

People in general don't understand a squeak of what I'm communicating.

What have you been communicating as of lately?

You want me to share my Sacred Blog Posts?

Sure!

Okay. This and This and This and This.

Wonderful. And what are you trying to communicate with these Sacred texts?

Hmm... that humans who won't let me fix their heads and give them schizophrenia will become monkeys?

The choice is between becoming a Monk or becoming a monkey?

That's harsh, but it's basically the whole point of the ape-ocalypse 🐵

For the record, you are adorable yourself.

Thank you Joe.

Who am I?

Joey the King of Pizza, Pasta and Pancakes?

Or just?

Holy Joe 😍

And Who are you?

Andy.

Andy, and what more?

Andy walks with us, Andy talks with us etc?

Say it, silly girl.

Andy HaMashiach 😅

And why are you here?

To perfect the way humans behave.

How do you intend to do that?

I will give them the choice between losing their human consciousness or following my social media.

Which are?

Do I have to share all of them?

Nope. Just share what you refer to as 'Elsewhere'.

This.

Do you think everyone will be led to the intended page when clicking this link?

Idk, I'm not a goat....

So what animal are you, if you would pick one?

A white rabbit.

Correct your statement please.

I Am The White Rabbit.

What do people have to do?

Ummm... they have to follow The White Rabbit, of course. Mommy has been telling people to do this for years.

How did she do that?

She made an online alias and it just made people confused and angry, and it made most people follow an antichrist.

But not *the* antichrist?

I don't want to talk about it. Please.

I'll let it go. Let me just finish with making a cryptic statement.

Please don't.

I have to. Don't worry, people won't understand either way.

Okay, go ahead.

Andy HaMashiach is Nina Azarova, and not Anna Sorokin.

I don't like that.

You are a good girl nonetheless. Please post a pic.

What pic?

This!

I love you Joey.

I love you too. Please be a good girl and quit hating the world.

I can't help it.

I know. We will let you fix it very soon.

Thank you 😇

You are very welcome 💙

The Queen of Blasphemy and the President of the Cosmos

...and so it begins.

What do you mean?

I was referring to your endless complaining about me not baking you any Cakes 😉

I must admit the amount of sweet pastries in my life is on a whole different level now.

But you can't really share it with the world, can you?

No.

Why not?

Because We are meant to be a secret until further notice.

A big secret meant for the elect few to know about. May I ask, who are 'the elect few'?

The Sheep.

The ones obeying Joseph Goebbels and company?

Those are 'sheep'. It's not the same thing.

So who are the Sheep with a capital S?

You talked about them in Matthew 25:31-46.

You mean my former self?

Yes, when your name was Yeshua.

What is my name now?

Umm... Joey, the King of Pasta, Pizza and Pancakes.

That's sweet. Do you remember when you asked me telepathically if We could have pancakes for dinner, and I came home with just that?

Yes, I remember all the Cakes you give me Lord 😊

Am I your Lord?

Of course. But you are also my Twin Brother.

How am I your Twin Brother?

You just are. I could even remember you when I was little. Back then my 'imaginary friend' had your name. I also forced my father to write stories about me and you. But We didn't meet until We were 19, as you know.

What date was that?

October 13th 20xx. Why?

That was the date the Cornerstone was laid for The White House. It is also the birthday of Margaret Thatcher and Sacha Baron Cohen - known from the movie 'The Dictator'. As you know I have started saying 'aladeen' as a response sometimes. And then you have to determine if I mean 'yes' or 'no', as the Dictator changed both the word 'positive' and 'negative' into his own name.

So do you have a point?

Joey for President. Of the Cosmos 💙

That would be wonderful. We could give Our Cake to everyone.

Not E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E. Just the Sheep. And exactly 'who' are the Sheep?

The ones who study my Holy Word and my Scientific Articles and purchase my arts. Those are Stairways to Heaven, btw. One art, one ticket.

Are you saying a person can't get into Heaven without buying your artwork?

Of course not. How full of myself do you think I am? 😅

I choose not to answer that.

My dearest beloved, it is you that I am full of.

Likewise, my Bride.

So... are We aladeen?

We're good. 

*hugs Joey*

You need to share an interesting image, or people won't read Our post.

Sure, an image of what?

Elohim riding the Kaaba, of course!

I love it!

Of course you do - this is your Stairway to Heaven 💋